December 2011
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crackfromwesteros asked: 11, 29, 62, 78, 81, 91, 99 - that should keep you busy for a little while! <3
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This is the most unique one I've seen - Ask!
1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.
2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
4) What do you think about most?
5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?
6) Do you sleep with or without on?
7) What's your strangest talent?
8) Girls.... (finish the sentence); Boys.... (finish the sentence)
9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?
11) Do you have any strange phobias?
12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
13) What's your religion?
14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
17) What was the last lie you told?
18) Do you believe in karma?
19) What does your URL mean?
20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
21) Who is your celebrity crush?
22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
23) How do you vent your anger?
24) Do you have a collection of anything?
25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
26) Are you happy with the person you've become?
27) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?
28) What's your biggest "what if"?
29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
31) Smell the air. What do you smell?
32) What's the worst place you have ever been to?
33) Choose: East Coast or West Coast?
34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
35) To you, what is the meaning of life?
36) Define: Art.
37) Do you believe in luck?
38) What's the weather like right now?
39) What time is it?
40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
41) What was the last book you read?
42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?
43) Do you have any nicknames?
44) What was the last movie you saw?
45) What's the worst injury you've ever had?
46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?
47) Do you have any obsessions right now?
48) What's your sexual orientation?
49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
50) Do you believe in magic?
51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
52) What is your astrological sign?
53) Do you save money or spend it?
54) What's the last thing you purchased?
55) Love or lust?
56) In a relationship?
57) How many relationships have you had?
58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
59) Where were you yesterday?
60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
61) Are you wearing socks right now?
62) What's your favorite animal?
63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
64) Where is your best friend?
65) Spit or swallow?(;
66) What is your heritage?
67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
68) What do you think is Satan's last name?
69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
73) You can only have one of these things: trust or love.
74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
77) How can I win your heart?
78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
80) What size shoes do you where?
81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
82) What is your favorite word?
83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word: heart.
84) What is a saying you say a lot?
85) What's the last song you listened to?
86) Basic question: what's your favorite color/colors?
87) What is your current desktop picture?
88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
89) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?
90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
96) Do you have any relatives in jail?
97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?
98) Ever been on a plane?
99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?
100) Give me your top 5 favorite blogs on Tumblr.
I just got my interner back, again. Ask me something!
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Excerpt from The Winds of Winter →
swordinthedarkness:
rawkchic:
katiereblogsthings:
OMG. BRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!
MY KING!!!!!!!!! TYCHOS!!! OMG!!!! ASHA!!! THEON!!!!
I will reread this for the next five years.
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Game of Sexual References
azorahai:
Winter is Cumming
Ours is the Furry
Unbown, Sorta Bent, Unbroken
Growing Strong (lol didn’t even have to change it)
Fur and Blood (omg)
We Do Not Blow
Hear Me Orgasm
As High As Dicks
Family, Duty, Boner
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Mongols: Hey China people, we have your Emperor now. You are all our bitches.
Chinese Court: Shit, what now?
Chinese Court: ...
Chinese Court: ...
Chinese Court: ...
Chinese Court: Oh hey Mongol hordes, we hope our retired Emperor enjoys his retirement in the cold Mongolian wastes. We'll be over here celebrating our new Emperor.
Mongols: Wait, you're supposed to-
Chinese Court: BYE!
Retired Emperor: Fuck my life.
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iorwen:
Daily Nikolaj Coster-Waldau pic
Look at your man, then look at Niko. Sadly, your man isn’t Niko.( T__T )
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A Very ASOIAFy Christmas - Edmure Tully
crackfromwesteros:
Forgive my simplistic graphics fuckery, but you get the general idea. Last day today. Hopefully this will make you smile. Because even at Christmas, your life still isn’t as bad as Edmure’s…
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High school AU (otp: the Morning and the Lion)
I’ve decided to post these in small parts instead of getting stuck and never posting whole fics.
Title makes it rather obvious, Dayne/Lannister slash in a high school AU.
As usual, if slash isn’t your thing this isn’t for you. But nothing much happens in this part (sorry guys).
It had been one night while on vacation. One night. And nothing much had happened apart from...
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brittwidgeon:
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My sister calls Iain Glen "that old guy". She saw...
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crackfromwesteros replied to your audio post: ASOIAF accent challenge Name, Username, Name of…
You sound adorable too! Oh everyone sounds lovely and has wonderful accents. And then there’s me. -.- (you do sound a little nervous - I know you were worried about your english a bit? Don’t be. It’s really good.)
Thanks :D
Noooo, my English sucks. I haven’t actually spoken any in ages....
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bakingforthedoctor replied to your audio post: ASOIAF accent challenge Name, Username, Name of…
I’M SO DOING THIS TOMORROW when no one’s home in a twenty mile radius.And I’ve shut all the windows. Also I might be needing a drink first. For courage.
Apart from the drink that’s pretty much what I did XD
Hardest part is to start the damn thing. Then it gets easy.
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ASOIAF accent challenge
Name, Username, Name of...
A Very ASOIAF-y Christmas - We fell apart; let's...
crackfromwesteros:
(Graphic kindly made by Kingslayin, words are my own)
“Are you going to stop that tapping?” Jorah asked, irritated. The three of them were trying to watch a film. Christmas wasn’t a good time for any of them and it was generally spent in front of the TV in Jorah’s flat with a monstrous pile of snacks.
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Crack from Westeros: A Very ASOIAF-y Christmas -... →
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A Christmas address from Ned’s Head…
At this time of year it’s important to think of those less fortunate than yourself. Yes, I’m just a head now. Rumours of my demise were greatly exaggerated. Even a head can get along in life. And in many ways, I’ve found the experience liberating.
As I…
Everyone has six names. →
1. Your Real name: Cathrine
2. Your detective name (Favorite color and favorite Animal): Green Cat
3. Your soap opera name (middle name and street you live on): Snow Eidevegen
4. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of last name, first two of middle name, first two of first, last three of last): Wilsnocasen
5. Superhero name (color of your shirt, first item to your immediate left):...
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Crack from Westeros: A Very ASOIAFy Christmas -... →
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Sansa looked up at the pale fingers of the weirwood. It had been years since she had seen it but somehow every other heart tree over the years had been reflections of this one, and her heart had always been here, buried deep under the carpet of snow and red leaves.
She didn’t sit in the place…
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Spoiler~ Ygritte
swordinthedarkness:
got-confessions:
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I also think Sansa Stark sentenced Ned to death, not Joffrey. I think it was Drogo who birthed the dragons. I think Barristan Selmy was behind Robert’s death too.
I will just ignore the facts in the book and make up my own alternative version of how events went down.
I disagree with the Sansa thing.
Look at it this way: If you remove Sansa...
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Dear "multipurpose" touchpad, please die a painful...
people I want to punch in the metaphorical balls -...
kingslayin:
failing that her tits
failing that her face
I went to her tumblr once but could barely read one post. I was like…. wtf? she serious?
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Crack from Westeros: A Very ASOIAFy Christmas -... →
crackfromwesteros:
There had been dancing and music, but the hall grew quiet again. It was a festival for the Seven and it was time for gift giving.
Brienne was too young for anyone to be much interested in dancing with her, which was just as well considering how her dancing lessons had worked out.She sat…
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Crack from Westeros: A Very ASOIAFy Christmas -... →
crackfromwesteros:
He didn’t know what to expect this year. It had been strange - his father had been making enigmatic comments and waving cyvasse pieces at him for weeks before the feastday. Now the moment was here and Quentyn found excitement boiling in his stomach, seasoned with a touch of anxiety.
Arianne had…
Awww, my poor Quentyn darling. Come rest your head on my bosom for as...
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What should have been in the S2 trailer at about...
crackfromwesteros:
I NEEDED THIS DAMMIT.
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bakingforthedoctor:
pirateassassin:
bakingforthedoctor:
my parents bought me a giant English dictionary
best anticipated Christmas ever
I don’t even HAVE one anymore XD
Where are you from?
Italy. I need that thing for my translator course.
You’re…. from Italia….
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